| Notice the clever retitling of this post - that's because Vietnam is mad for wiring. Seemingly millions of wires hang from every orifice. | 
| Street lamps disappear behind a tangle of wires. | 
| An abandoned piss-bag-drink left by a tramp? | 
| Real elephants' feet apparently | 
| Birds doing it doggy style | 
| Yep even more wires... | 
| Not one of these fools still plays for Arsenal | 
| Is that a willy? | 
| Beer on moped - don't drink and drive | 
| Pert | 
| Going in for the kill... | 
| Chickens on moped - do they count as free range? | 
| Real hair! | 
| Crazy Buddhas! | 
| Turtle-topiary | 
| We saw a few of these shops, which only sell milk | 
| The Vietnamese currency is called dong | 
| Poor Babe | 
| Roadside chicken outside hairdressers | 
| This one had a megaphone telling everyone to be even noisier! | 
| Cave formation at Ha Long - a "canon"...yeh, sure | 
| A floating tuck shop | 
