| Get your dried seahorse! Two for one! | 
| An advert recommending you don't die from diabetes and "feed the ants." | 
| Cheap Petrol in Brunei. This was the supreme unleaded and cost around 25p per litre. | 
| Green rice. It tasted okay. | 
| She sells sea shells...and it's quite immoral really. | 
| "disturbing items" | 
| Amusing signage above our bed... | 
| How did they get a photo of Dave before he even arrived!? | 
| Good job Adam and Eve weren't staying. | 
| Who needs seats? | 
| Proboscis monkey's erection! | 
| Orang-utan's balls! | 
| Yep! They're doing it in front of everyone. It turns out Borneo has more in common with Thailand than you might expect! | 
| So that's how you use a toilet! Thank god for the instructions. |